Presentation of "one thousand ways to do MONGUER"

This is an entry for the blog that is here for the apprentices of "MONGUER"(moron). When people hear the word MONGUER, they do not know what it means. To play the MONGER is a way to forget the important things for a while, the quality of MONGER depends on how and which way you play this. If you are not careful, you will fail.

Rules and explanations

MONGUER and mental retardation is not the same.
When playing the MONGUER we don't try to bother anyone.

Attention!
Be careful with the big jokes...

NOOO IT'S A JOKE!!!!